{"id":174,"date":"2010-01-14T18:31:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T18:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/2010\/01\/14\/funny-unix-csh-sh-commands\/"},"modified":"2010-01-14T18:31:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T18:31:00","slug":"funny-unix-csh-sh-commands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/2010\/01\/14\/funny-unix-csh-sh-commands\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Unix csh\/sh commands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For Linux n00b:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<pre>% cat \"food in cans\"\ncat: can't open food in cans\n\n% nice man woman\nNo manual entry for woman.\n\n% rm God\nrm: God nonexistent\n\n% ar t God\nar: God does not exist\n\n% ar r God\nar: creating God\n\n% \"How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?\nUnmatched \".\n\n% Unmatched \".\nUnmatched \".\n\n% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?\nMissing ].\n\n% ^How did the sex change operation go?^\nModifier failed.\n\n% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?\nToo many ('s.\n\n% make love\nMake: Don't know how to make love. Stop.\n\n% sleep with me\nbad character\n\n% got a light?\nNo match.\n\n% man: why did you get a divorce?\nman:: Too many arguments.\n\n% !:say, what is saccharine?\nBad substitute.\n\n% %blow\n%blow: No such job.\n\n% (-\n(-: Command not found.\n\n$ PATH=pretending! \/usr\/ucb\/which sense\nno sense in pretending!\n\n$ drink <bottle; $=\"\" bottle:=\"\" cannot=\"\" cat=\"\" found=\"\" matter;=\"\" mkdir=\"\" not=\"\" open=\"\" opener:=\"\" opener=\"\">matter\nmatter: cannot create\n<\/bottle;><\/pre>\n<p>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;Enjoy<\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For Linux n00b: % cat &#8220;food in cans&#8221; cat: can&#8217;t open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/d-mashina.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}